Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen's long awaited Anger Management episode finally airs
PUBLISHED: 01:45 EST, 12 April 2013 | UPDATED: 01:55 EST, 12 April 2013
It was all there. Drug use, skipping out on community and stealing anything not tied down.
But no this was not another court appearance for Lindsay Lohan - this was a paid job.
After reports of tardiness on set, illness and even an alleged theft, Lindsay's long awaited Anger Management episode with Charlie Sheen finally aired on Thursday.
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And action: Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan's episode of Anger Management aired on Thursday
With Hollywood's most notorious partiers joining forces many thought there would be explosions.
However, as Charlie has taken over the role as Lindsay's protector - he gave her $100,000 to pay her tax debt - the episode avoided getting too controversial.
While there were references to drugs, court dates and theft, with canned laughter as their soundtrack the pair's walk down memory lane was one peppered with sedate jokes.
Hugs not drugs: With Hollywood's most notorious partiers joining forces many thought there would be explosions instead it was rat! her sedate
Up close: The pair shared a number of onscreen kisses
The episode revolved around Lindsay, playing herself, employing Charlie's character Charlie Goodson, to be her anger management coach while she acted in a cheesy Japanese commercial.
Im Lindsay Lohan and I love the taste of alcohol but sometimes bars close, so how am I going to get that taste until they open again? she says in the fictional advert for kitsch product Number One Happy Whiskey Chew.
Theres no alcohol in it but I still might wake up with a stranger, recites the Mean Girls actress, while wearing a slutty outfit and flanked by a giant bear, who is thrusting his pelvis in her direction.
Closing time: The episode revolved around Lindsay, playing herself, employing Charlie's character Charlie Goodson, to be her anger management coach while she acted in a cheesy Japanese commercial about needing Whiskey flavoured gum
Not what I signed up for: Wearing a slutty outfit and flanked by a giant bear, who is thrusting his pelvis at her, Lindsay questions her career direction
T! he amorous Japanese bear causes Lindsay to throw a tantrum and stomp off the set.
What the f*** so Im having sex with a bear now? she yells, throwing the gum to the floor.
All I agreed to was dressing up as a sexy Japanese schoolgirl, now Im some drunk who has sex with bears for gum? She moans.
Its tiger-blooded Charlies job to pacify Lindsay but the couple end up in bed together and series of misunderstandings lead to Lindsay getting arrested.
Is there something on your nose? The pair have a flirty fight with sugared donuts
Not what it looks like: The white powder around their noses leads to the tryst being labeled as a 'coke fueled sex romp' by the press
Poking fun at their hard partying pasts and the media, at one stage they have a flirty fight with sugared donuts. The white powder around their noses leads to the tryst being labeled as a coke fueled sex romp by the press.
Next time Ill buy chocolate, jokes Charlie.
Another scene nods to Lindsays arrests for probation violation and failing to complete her community service.
Art intimating life: A series of 'misunderstandings' lead to the child star getting arrested
All the jails know me, ! she says ! as she shirks out of attending the whole of an anger management meeting in a jail.
Oh, and by the way, if anybody asks, I was here for the full hour, she says as she leaves.
Touching close to Lindsay's childhood star bone when Lindsay comes back from grocery shopping with the Two and a Half men actor she exclaims: Thats one of the most normal things I have done since I was in Parent Trap.'
Feel familiar? Lindsay does not finish her community service in a fictional jail visit
Of course Lindsay is a long way from her days as a freckled face girl.
Making this obvious is that the actress is shown in a barley there ow cut lacy bra as she snuggles up to Sheen between the sheets.
The pair also end up in bed together - telling similar jokes - in their new film Scary Movie 5, which is in theatres this weekend.
Lindsay will not have much time to enjoy the success of the epsiode or the film as she will soon start her court ordered inpatient treatment programme.
Oops! Lindsay ends up just in a bra a number in times in the episode
According to TMZ Lindsay will have to resist her fair share of temptations including the liquor store near the Seafield Centre.
The owner of Six Corners Liquors told TMZ: 'If Lindsay came in we w! ould trea! t her like a normal customer. If she wants to buy something of course we will allow her to buy something. I would never say no to her.'
'(I'm) rooting for (Lindsay) to succeed and drink in moderation.'
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