Lindsay Lohan refuses to kiss Charlie Sheen on his gross, gross mouth
Obviously everyone is excited for Scary Movie 5 the movie event of our lifetime, our Citizen Kane but unfortunately we will not get to enjoy Lindsay Lohan kissing Charlie Sheen on the mouth in it. That's because according to reports, Lindsay refused to get orally involved with Sheen as his mouth was so utterly, utterly gross. Gross.
As TMZ notes, the pair were scripted in to kiss three times during a bedroom scene between the two of them, and both had signed releases to say they definitely didn't have any cold sores or anything first. Gross.
But when it came to the day of the shoot, Lindsay took one look at Charlie Sheen's warlock mouth and thought "no. No thank you". Gross.
"She was supposed to kiss Charlie three times during their Scary Movie bedroom scene, but she ultimately refused to do it because of Charlie's wild partying past," said TMZ. Gross.
"Lindsay's telling friends she warned producers ahead of time that she had issues with kissing Charlie who's had considerable dental work done in the last couple years but they didn't change the script until it was time to shoot the scene."
Charlie Sheen can't have been too bothered about the incident, thou! gh, seeing as he later loaned Lindsay $100,000 so she could pay off her taxes. He basically paid $100,000 to not kiss Lindsay Lohan. Good deal, man. #WINNING.