Club manager announces plans to press charges against Lindsay Lohan

Just as we suspected! As Scoop! said Thursday, Lindsay Lohans car made contact with a club manager early Wednesday as she was trying to pull out of a paparazzi-packed parking lot.

TMZ reported that police closed The Case of LiLo Being a Train Wreck, Part 700, because it appeared the man was unharmed but could reopen it if the victim claimed an injury.

Sure enough, early Thursday, the victim reportedly went to an emergency room and announced plans to press charges. The actress allegedly could face hit-and-run charges. (Which would mark her first hit since Mean Girls zing!)

Lindsay fumed on Twitter, This is all a complete lie.These false accusations are absurd.

Her rep chimed in, We are confident this matter will be cleared up in the next few days.

Well, they sure better hope so. Remember that whole business about Lindsay getting off probation if she stays out of trouble?

Loyalists

Jennie Garth and Peter Facinelli seemed like one of Hollywoods strongest couples. Married in 2001, they just announced their split and naturally, a storm of cheating rumors ensued.

But the 90210 star and the Twilight actor want the world and, presumably, their three daughters to know it aint so.

There are rumors out there which are completely untrue and hurtful to our family, they informed People magazine in a statement. We just want to make it very clear there are no third parties involved.

Well all sleep better tonight.

Brotherly love?

OK ... whaaat? Bobbi Kristina Brown is engaged to marry a young man whom her late mother, Whitney Houston, took in, Star magazine reports. Even more disturbing, the 19-year-old said-to-be bride-to-be, who is known as Krissy, allegedly calls Nick Gordon brother and he calls her sister.

Nick proposed to Krissy on March 10, and she said yes, a family friend reportedly dished to the tabloid. Krissy said Nick is the only person she trusts in the world. They have a very dee! p connec tion.

Apparently, Whitney, who died last month, unofficially adopted Nick, 22, after his father was imprisoned and his mother couldnt care for him. He and Krissy reportedly reside together in Whitneys Atlanta townhouse.

As if this story couldnt get creepier, the insider suspects an ulterior motive in Nick proposing so soon after Whitneys sudden passing.

Everyone is worried that Nick is looking to take advantage of Krissy, says the source. Shes taking prescription pills and saying things that make her family feel shes suicidal. Nick is getting her at her most vulnerable. If he really loved her, hed back off the engagement and just be her friend.

Umm if he really loved her (and they call each other brother and sister!!!) there wouldnt be a romance at all!