Lindsay Lohan is in gods crosshairs according to her dad

Lindsay Lohan doesnt exactly strike us as the most level-headed, down-to-earth person. But the more her ex-convict dad talks about her, the more we feel for her.

Micahel Lohan has gone on record to say that she needs to make amends with god because otherwise shes in deep trouble. Talking about Lindsays ongoing legal woes following a DUI from 2007 and the theft of a necklace last year, he babbled: People can make things right with a judge, but that doesnt mean they can make it right with god.

The vaguely threatening remarks were made in an interview with Radar Online, where he added: Judges dont always pass the right judgments themselves. God is the ultimate judge and he judges us based upon what he sees and knows not man!

I think we all know that all too well. For those who dont, I feel sorry for them.

The former banker, who was arrested on suspicion of domestic violence last year, and has spent more than six years in jail for other separate offences, isnt really one to talk, is he? But hes his own boss, and talk he will, adding: Ive been there myself and Lindsay is there now. We all sit in gods crosshairs while standing at each crossroad of our life. We have a choice to make and then god will be and is the ultimate judge.

When asked about Lindsays on-off relationship with drugs, he said: Im not worried about Lindsay drinking or doing drugs. Im still concerned about her because of any prescription medication doctors might have her on. She never needed them before, especially when she was at her best, so why does she need them now?

We dont know whos supposed to answer this question. Maybe god can help? Apparently Michael and god are BFFs. It would explain how he knows so much about the big man upstairs and what he thinks of Lindsay: It appears that she is on the right path and if she gets on the right path with ! god, he will hold the final gavel for her.

Ugggh. Spare us and Lindsay - please.